5 tips to take home from Lord Disick

Rule number 1: Never be underdressed.

Its much better to be overdressed than underdressed. I have had friends turn up to smart dress events in sruffy jeans, dirty runners and a crinkled shirt. Its not a good look trust me! It was a pretty cringe worthy moment, he stood out but he stood out for all the wrong reasons he truly was an eyesore. Girls avoided him more than the leper….although that leper does have some pretty slick dance moves…..anyway. If you want to stand out; stand out for the right reasons. Lord disick pulls this off perfectly, he has presence!

Lord Disick and Master Mason looking chic as always

Rule number 2: Shoes=enlightenment:

Shoes ignite spark in outfit. A good pair of shoes will turn you from 27 year old virgin in to a lord. get your self a good pair of wheels. So either grab your rifle go hunting and skin that bitch for some sweet loafers….or go to the mall and get someone else to do your dirty work.

gntntnhon casual outfit transformed into a mannerly ensemble by blue gucci loafers

Rule number 3: Be bold, be brave.

Lord Disick,s fashion sense has a sense of arrogance about it which is an important aspect for any aspiring posh bastards. While not everyone is going to like your choices be brave with them if you think they add a sense of decadence to your garment. This rule does not give you licence to wear ridiculous clothes for the sake of it but rather care less what others think. life is to short to be all like “well I say good sir these pink loafers are rather elegant but mummy and daddy might not be so dandy about them”. Fuck it! in the end what really matters is that you love your style. Your clothes are an extension of your character after all.

Rule number 4: exquisite hair at all times.

Look pictures of the lord. His hair is immaculate in all of them. Find a cut that works for you and take the time to make it golden before you leave the house. As for facial hair if your a clean shaven chap, shave it every day don’t leave the house with a couple days worth of stubble. You might think it looks rustic but really you look like you have just gone on a binge with Hunter. S Thompson. Also women hate it its uncomfortable for when your getting hot and bothered If you have a beard you have a beard, invest in a beard trimmer and keep it at that perfect length.

Rule number 5: Be Patrick Bateman:

Now don’t get your knickers in a twist gentlemen I don’t mean you have to be a psychopath. Patrick has an immense sense of style. It is clear the Lord is inspired by the character with him matching his decadence and hair flare. get yourself some snazzy suits and present yourself in a mannerly way, with the odd psychotic episode on the side to cool down. Being a lord is a competitive sport, if someone out suits you….well just put them in your Jean Paul Gaultier overnight bag if you know what I mean (American psycho reference, if you haven’t seen it there is no hope). Toodles chums

sunglasses to suit your suit

I have come across many men who have failed to grasp the image of a decadent business man and instead end up looking like…well that guy who fixes your computer rather then a chic banker.
nothing destroys a good suit than the appearance of cheap or tacky looking sunglasses. now this isn’t to say you have to spend a fortune on sunglasses but you have to make sure your glasses add to your suit and not take away from it.

first off, stay away from.   While these are great for taking part in the tour de france or running a marathon they simply do not go well with stylish garb.

and unless you want to look like this freak stay away from  these bad boys…

Now on to what is good to wear with a suit my fashion savy minions.

generally anything that has a turtle pattern goes brilliantly with any brown accessories and are generally seen as the king of smart glasses they have been worn by the likes of Harvey spector, Brad Pitt and Lord Disick.

If you have money to spare persol do a great style of these glasses.

 here Scott disick can be seen rocking similar sunglasses which I believe are a different type of persol (I swear I am not a persol rep they just make dam good sunglasses) while his son decides to go for a less vivacious look with a pair of aviators. If your into these  but don’t want to remortgage your house DONT FRET my feathered friends you can pick these up in most high street fashion shops such as topman, river island etc.

Ray ban aviators are another great choice and can be used for any occasion. I personally prefer wearing gold aviators with a suit with some matching accessories such as a gold watch, gold belt buckle or even some gold cuflings or gold buttons. These glasses are very chic and suit almost anybody.          

Ray Ban wayfarer sunglasses are another great alternative for an extremely versatile pair of sunglasses and can also be found in a turtle finish similar to the persol pairs I mentioned earlier, these are even worn by Patrick bateman who is wall streets very own fashionista. These two ray bans are the two most popular pairs around and can look very sophisticated if you play your cards right. if buying wayfarers avoid colours on the sides at all costs as it will cheapen the appearance.

With these opinions in mind go forward see what works best with your face and your look, see what works for you and most importantly be better than the gap.