Rule number 1: Never be underdressed.
Its much better to be overdressed than underdressed. I have had friends turn up to smart dress events in sruffy jeans, dirty runners and a crinkled shirt. Its not a good look trust me! It was a pretty cringe worthy moment, he stood out but he stood out for all the wrong reasons he truly was an eyesore. Girls avoided him more than the leper….although that leper does have some pretty slick dance moves…..anyway. If you want to stand out; stand out for the right reasons. Lord disick pulls this off perfectly, he has presence!
Rule number 2: Shoes=enlightenment:
Shoes ignite spark in outfit. A good pair of shoes will turn you from 27 year old virgin in to a lord. get your self a good pair of wheels. So either grab your rifle go hunting and skin that bitch for some sweet loafers….or go to the mall and get someone else to do your dirty work.
Rule number 3: Be bold, be brave.
Lord Disick,s fashion sense has a sense of arrogance about it which is an important aspect for any aspiring posh bastards. While not everyone is going to like your choices be brave with them if you think they add a sense of decadence to your garment. This rule does not give you licence to wear ridiculous clothes for the sake of it but rather care less what others think. life is to short to be all like “well I say good sir these pink loafers are rather elegant but mummy and daddy might not be so dandy about them”. Fuck it! in the end what really matters is that you love your style. Your clothes are an extension of your character after all.
Rule number 4: exquisite hair at all times.
Look pictures of the lord. His hair is immaculate in all of them. Find a cut that works for you and take the time to make it golden before you leave the house. As for facial hair if your a clean shaven chap, shave it every day don’t leave the house with a couple days worth of stubble. You might think it looks rustic but really you look like you have just gone on a binge with Hunter. S Thompson. Also women hate it its uncomfortable for when your getting hot and bothered If you have a beard you have a beard, invest in a beard trimmer and keep it at that perfect length.
Rule number 5: Be Patrick Bateman:
Now don’t get your knickers in a twist gentlemen I don’t mean you have to be a psychopath. Patrick has an immense sense of style. It is clear the Lord is inspired by the character with him matching his decadence and hair flare. get yourself some snazzy suits and present yourself in a mannerly way, with the odd psychotic episode on the side to cool down. Being a lord is a competitive sport, if someone out suits you….well just put them in your Jean Paul Gaultier overnight bag if you know what I mean (American psycho reference, if you haven’t seen it there is no hope). Toodles chums